You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that?
And I said,
Where do I put it down?
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
How freaking much of a coincidence is this????
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day